| trick or treat in america: | receive candy |
| trick or treat in australia: | "fuck off this isn't america" |
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
(via quiteaview)
| parents: | you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted |
| me: | fine can i go out |
| parents: | no |
Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad
| me in 7th grade: | unattractive, socially awkward loser. |
| me now: | unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music. |